Cramer-Rao
Bound
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I'm sittin' at the Sun workstation
Got a signal for elimination, mm-hm
If I can we'll all clap hands
Rick 'n' Grant will do handstands
And every noise is neatly canned
'Cos it's been sent out-of-band
Cramer-Rao bound, I wish I knew
Cramer-Rao bound
Bound, where my brain is achin'
Bound, where my stats are failin'
Bound, where my signal's waitin' noiselessly for me
This signal's an endless stream
Of Poisson noise and grindin' teeth, mm-hm
And each spike looks the same to me
Can it be noise or is it speech?
And every time I think I see
It turns out that it's spike-free!
Cramer-Rao bound, I wish I knew
Cramer-Rao bound
Bound, where my brain is achin'
Bound, where my stats are failin'
Bound, where my signal's waitin' noiselessly for me
Tonight I'll run my scripts again
I'll play the tape until it ends, mm-hm
But all my runs come back to me
With dubious veracity
Like E. Bob with senility
I need someone to remind me
Cramer-Rao bound, I wish I knew
Cramer-Rao bound
Bound, where my brain is achin'
Bound, where my stats are failin'
Bound, where my signal's waitin' noiselessly for me
Noiselessly for me
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(With abject apologies to "Homeward Bound" sung by Paul Simon and Art
Garfunkel)
Ciao,
Peter K.
