"Rants" are a bit of an artform on Usenet. Grant's Rants are Rants I've inflicted on Usenet's comp.dsp newsgroup.
Rants are written by a crazy person. Please don't take him seriously.
Rants are just for fun. If a rant offends you, it's probably not my fault. (Now don't get me started on _that_...)
Beyond that, the best way I can explain rants is not to. Just experience one.
(drum roll)
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you...The Rants:
Why DSP Starter Kits don't come with little rubber feet.
Here, I finally tie up the controversial subject of whether Usenet's "bandwidth" should be wasted.